“Dickhead!”
Once, in a strange land, there was an unusual character named Egbert.
Egbert had a bulbous, and elegant penis shaped head with two fury testicles dangling from his throat. Egbert was teased and picked on as a young boy because of his unusual appearance, but those early life lessons taught him qualities of kindness, sensitivity and empathy. Despite the struggles of his youth, as an adult, Egbert embraced his unique look and became known far and wide for his amazing ability to photo bomb selfies from great distances. He won the hearts of his community by using his dick head to teach communication and consent classes in high schools, colleges and community centers throughout the land. People would often comment, "Egbert may have a dick for a head, but he's got a heart of gold."
To this day, Egbert is admired for his clear and concise dick-tation, his huge collection of dick-tionaries, and his skillful cock-tail mixology.
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This little dickhead features, a sculpted and hand-painted head, hands and feet. His hand - stitched body is made from repurposed fabrics, and filled with Recycled stuffing.
“Pussy!” Sold Separately.
Once, in a strange land, there was an unusual character named Egbert.
Egbert had a bulbous, and elegant penis shaped head with two fury testicles dangling from his throat. Egbert was teased and picked on as a young boy because of his unusual appearance, but those early life lessons taught him qualities of kindness, sensitivity and empathy. Despite the struggles of his youth, as an adult, Egbert embraced his unique look and became known far and wide for his amazing ability to photo bomb selfies from great distances. He won the hearts of his community by using his dick head to teach communication and consent classes in high schools, colleges and community centers throughout the land. People would often comment, "Egbert may have a dick for a head, but he's got a heart of gold."
To this day, Egbert is admired for his clear and concise dick-tation, his huge collection of dick-tionaries, and his skillful cock-tail mixology.
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This little dickhead features, a sculpted and hand-painted head, hands and feet. His hand - stitched body is made from repurposed fabrics, and filled with Recycled stuffing.
“Pussy!” Sold Separately.
Once, in a strange land, there was an unusual character named Egbert.
Egbert had a bulbous, and elegant penis shaped head with two fury testicles dangling from his throat. Egbert was teased and picked on as a young boy because of his unusual appearance, but those early life lessons taught him qualities of kindness, sensitivity and empathy. Despite the struggles of his youth, as an adult, Egbert embraced his unique look and became known far and wide for his amazing ability to photo bomb selfies from great distances. He won the hearts of his community by using his dick head to teach communication and consent classes in high schools, colleges and community centers throughout the land. People would often comment, "Egbert may have a dick for a head, but he's got a heart of gold."
To this day, Egbert is admired for his clear and concise dick-tation, his huge collection of dick-tionaries, and his skillful cock-tail mixology.
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This little dickhead features, a sculpted and hand-painted head, hands and feet. His hand - stitched body is made from repurposed fabrics, and filled with Recycled stuffing.
“Pussy!” Sold Separately.